Let the Games Begin!
July 29, 2024
Best of luck to all of the Team USA athletes competing in these summer games, but especially to Simone Biles — Toothy and friends are
Best of luck to all of the Team USA athletes competing in these summer games, but especially to Simone Biles — Toothy and friends are
Having recently picked up the bass as a hobby, this one seemed relevant.
This must be where worm pies go when they die. (Although, I regrettably exhausted my catalog of established characters before I was able to put
This one was a special request from my daughter. Are you a good lotl or a naughty lotl?
No, seriously — a group of axolotls is really called a “harem.”
Bingle-bongle, dingle-dangle, yickety-doo, yickety-dah, ping-pong, lippy-tappy, too-tah.
“There’s no dahk side of the pool, really…matter of fact, it’s all dahk.”
Traffic, amirite? (I’ve decided to embrace Seamus the Shwale. I like him better with gills.)
Axolotls, we’re outrageous Xochimilco’s where they made us Hunting worms now, we’re voracious And endangered, can you save us? An albino, a leucistic A melanoid,
Admit it — you’ve got one of these in your house right now.
Mamaaaaaaaaaa Just bit my friend Put my mouth against her head Chomped her gill, she’s seeing red….